Life’s been dull folks. Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, sleep, eat and Repeat. Things with C have also gone mundane, I think she’s just got used to her blessing a.ka. ME. So I decided to spice up things a little. Nowadays, I wake her up at 6 sharp every day. I nuzzle her feet and then whisper (ok shout) sweet words under her ear. Real romantic, right? But she doesn’t seem to appreciate my efforts. Today she actually threw her pillow at my butt and no, it did not feel good.
I left home in a huff and didn’t ome bak for an hour. Did you know what that woman did? She spanked me! Actually SPANKED ME!No tears, no signs of regret just a few hard slaps, on my face no less. What audacity. It’s time she learnt her lesson.
I thought of a few great ideas to extract revenge, but restrained myself. Problem is, if she gets too angry I don’t get breakfast. Or lunch. Or dinner. In short, I get no food. Period.
So I have sheathed my claws. For the time being. Revenge may be late but it will definitely be sweet. Ideas are welome, any suggestions?
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